If you purchase a $4,700 sex bot, please don’t play “Lemonade” for it. It’ll blame you for cheating. It makes sense if you just listen.
Happy Pre-Fourth of July! Just survive until 5pm today and then you have an entire day to loathe going back to work on the 5th.
- Dominoes has decided to fill potholes across the country because there are so many cities in desperate need
- Please help Birmingham, AL, God knows they need it.
- Go ahead and pave I-285 in Atlanta too. Just. Yeah.
- Are all these corporations becoming sassy now because Hamburger Helper made it cool?
- What’s the best NATIONAL pizza chain?
- Word to Rick and Dave of Minutia Men
- Florida didn’t conduct background checks on concealed carry purchases for over one year because ONE employee could not log in.
- Is this peak Florida?
- It is peak Florida
- You can buy a sexdoll for just under $5,000 and it can refuse to have sex with you! Just like a real woman!
- Unfortunately, you can override the sexdoll’s wishes to not have sex with you, and you will suffer no consequences, just like how we treat women! (Please don’t treat women like sexbots)
- Courtney suggests playing “Lemonade” for the sexbot in hopes that it will leave you forever.
- How bad is it for you if you turn off your sex bot? Not with a switch either, but like, it doesn’t like you.
- IS it Alexa’s step mom?