Nostalgia: Ultra – Homestar Runner – The Flash Series That Started It All


GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO THE KIDS WEAR CROWNS DOT NET, IT’S DOT COM! Oh internet. In your early days you were full of blocky dial-up, America Online, poorly rendered 3D models of dancing babies and nobody really having any idea of what they were supposed to do with you. Then DSL became a thing and … Continue reading Nostalgia: Ultra – Homestar Runner – The Flash Series That Started It All

The Dr. Eggman Music Video is a delight


Gotta rule over all them zones Got the tones that’s blowing up phones But when I’m hungry you know I’m gonna jones for eggs Fettuccine a la ovo In the kitchen where the pros go I’ll cook you something pro bono But all I know is eggs (I’m a chef, I roll hard!) I’d preface … Continue reading The Dr. Eggman Music Video is a delight

Ryan’s Dad Reviews: Intro


At some point in time, no matter how anti-electronics you are, you’re going to sit your child in front of a TV so you can clean the house or get some work done. I’m here to help you find what you’ll tolerate.

“Trump Ain’t Bothering Black Folks, So I’m Not Gonna Worry About It”


I hate y’all. I really do. The complete lack of forethought within people really bothers the hell out of me. Seriously, like how can you not look at the #MuslimBan and not see the policies and procedures that can and will affect other minorities soon? Listen. One of the top men in the circle of … Continue reading “Trump Ain’t Bothering Black Folks, So I’m Not Gonna Worry About It”

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