Final NFL Regular Season Power Rankings – Breakup Songs Edition


The final week of the 2017 regular season ended exactly as it should have: with mass confusion and nothing making sense. It’s not all negative though: the Bills ended their longtime playoff drought thanks to Andy Dalton forgetting he was Andy Dalton and throwing a game winning Touchdown pass on 4th and 12. The Browns … Continue reading Final NFL Regular Season Power Rankings – Breakup Songs Edition

Lombardi or Bust: Every remaining team’s path to Super Bowl 52


Just one week remains on the NFL schedule, and a very muddied playoff picture is starting to become a little more clear. The Jaguars, Patriots, Steelers, Chiefs, Saints, Vikings, Eagles, Rams and Panthers have all clinched a playoff spot, leaving only 3 spots remaining between the two conferences. The front-runners for those spots are the … Continue reading Lombardi or Bust: Every remaining team’s path to Super Bowl 52

NFL Week 13 Power Rankings – University of Tennessee Stages of Grief Edition


Tier #6: Butch Jones will make us Champions of Life! #32. Cleveland Browns – I continue to not have words for how bad this team is. #31. San Francisco 49ers – Pretty trash to cheer Beathard getting hurt. I don’t care how bad he is, that isn’t okay man. #30. New York Giants – Eli … Continue reading NFL Week 13 Power Rankings – University of Tennessee Stages of Grief Edition

Hot Takes Podcast – NFL Week 1 Recap + Power Rankings


Now that Week 1 has concluded, the crew gets together to recap the best and worst performances and share their biggest takes.

Favorites of the NFL’s Final Four?


Which of the NFL’s Final Four teams has the best chance to hoist the Lombardi next month?

NFL Power Rankings Week 11: Fresh Coat of Paint on Old Crap


Protip: If you’re going to revive an old “feel good” program, it might not be a good idea to revive a program best known for completely screwing its “winners” over.

Ya Grandma Look Like Kirk Franklin: Week 4 Power Rankings


“Yeah, once Monday Night Football is over, you can just go ahead and crank out some rankings! Just put the order together as you watch the games Sunday and have an idea of where you’d put the two MNF teams based on how they perform. Pretty simple. Even you can handle that!” I tell myself as I sit on my sofa completing contact cards from the various college fairs I attended that week.

How Every AFC East Team Can Make/Miss The Postseason


Part x out of 8 of our series continues. I don’t know how many I have left. Somebody pray for me, my fingers are acting on their own and I can’t stop them.

Oh, and I talk about the NFL.

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