Is This The Calm Before The Storm? Nicolas Cage Is Up To Something


Look I don’t know what’s going on in the picture above and honestly I don’t want to know. We can’t allow it to happen though. It has been 10 years since Nicolas Kim C(age)oppola stole $9.25 from us, $8.25 if you were a college student. Well, at least, that’s the last time he stole from me. After … Continue reading Is This The Calm Before The Storm? Nicolas Cage Is Up To Something

How DMX Transcended Rap: A Guest Blog by @NeckOfDWoods


Quick but informative background story. On September 13th, 1996, Tupac Shakur was pronounced dead after a drive-by shooting in Vegas. Six months later, the Notorious B.I.G. was killed in a drive-by shooting in LA (I still say Biggie basically made his grave with that decision but that’s a different story for a different day.) Within … Continue reading How DMX Transcended Rap: A Guest Blog by @NeckOfDWoods

Book Review: March


On January 20th 2017, the world will be introduced to Donald J. Drumpf Trump as President of The United States. Still doesn’t sound or feel right as I type this. Despite how hard it is to fathom this change in dynamic from a hope driven charismatic Barack Obama to a short tempered hate monger but also … Continue reading Book Review: March

Wormhole Gems


A wormhole is defined as “a hypothetical connection between widely separated regions of space-time”. Pretty much meaning how the f*^& did I end up on Mexican Fireworks Porn (seriously hope this isn’t a real niche) when all I was doing was researching Mimosa recipes? Sorry guys, unfortunately, this isn’t a post about strange porn findings. … Continue reading Wormhole Gems

#Brexit For Dummies [read “Americans”]


For the past week you’ve either heard, read, and/or watched coverage on the mess in the U.K. called #Brexit where the citizens voted to leave the EU by a vote of 52% to 48%, and if you’re anything like me, you were probably left dazed and confused. So like every other curious knowledge seeking person … Continue reading #Brexit For Dummies [read “Americans”]

Can I Just Lie Here? The 5 People You See On Social Media When Someone Dies


You are going to die. It sucks but that’s life. Relax, this post isn’t here to bum you out and make you start looking at your life. This post is a warning. There are people out there that are GOING to paint your Facebook wall and Twitter mentions with self absorbed nonsense. These people will … Continue reading Can I Just Lie Here? The 5 People You See On Social Media When Someone Dies

The Most Overrated Albums Of Our Lifetime


Let me start off by saying I know music affects us all in different ways, but lets face it sometimes we take it too far when saying things like “This album is a classic” after one listen or my personal favorite “this album changed my life”. Actually the “life changing” album is what spurred this … Continue reading The Most Overrated Albums Of Our Lifetime

Guide To A Perfect Summer/Summer Soundtrack


Memorial Day is Monday, and for most people, that signifies the beginning of summer. Cookouts, scantily clad women, and outdoor concerts. People wait all year for summer to come back around and we here at Kids Wear Crowns wanna help you make the most of this amazing time of year. Style Find YOUR style. What … Continue reading Guide To A Perfect Summer/Summer Soundtrack

Guilty Pleasures: Albums We’re Ashamed of Liking


I know you’ve used the quote “To Each, it’s own” to justify a liking something the general consensus has deemed as terrible or unworthy acknowledgement. We do it everyday. It’s ok we all like shitty stuff from time to time. We can’t explain our attraction to it but it’s there. Especially when music is involved. … Continue reading Guilty Pleasures: Albums We’re Ashamed of Liking

Top 15 Most Hated Bands Of The Past 30 Years (via ToneDeaf.com)


We all have bands that we absolutely hate. That one band that makes you wanna drive your car into a center for battered and abused women. For me, that band is Pearl Jam. Eddie Vedder’s voice is the worst thing I’ve ever heard next to Roseanne’s Star Spangled Banner. Take a look at this list … Continue reading Top 15 Most Hated Bands Of The Past 30 Years (via ToneDeaf.com)

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