The final week of the 2017 regular season ended exactly as it should have: with mass confusion and nothing making sense. It’s not all negative though: the Bills ended their longtime playoff drought thanks to Andy Dalton forgetting he was Andy Dalton and throwing a game winning Touchdown pass on 4th and 12. The Browns … Continue reading Final NFL Regular Season Power Rankings – Breakup Songs Edition
Since these are the last set of NFL rankings for 2017 (Week 17 will be posted next week…which is 2018), I figured I would recap a few things that blew up in 2017 that probably need to stay there. Tier #6: Salt Bae #32. Cleveland Browns – I understand why people think Hue Jackson should … Continue reading Week 16 Power Rankings: Things we need to leave in 2017 edition
I’m going to quote my own tweet here, is that appropriate? Is that arrogant or something? Buddy pulled out a piece of paper folded hamburger style and I have questions https://t.co/fHwj2ON9ZV — Mr. Thanksgiving (Turkey SZN) (@EagleEye1906) December 18, 2017 I don’t think I’ve ever been left more confused in a 5-hour timespan than I … Continue reading Week 15 Power Rankings – Inappropriate Units of Measurement
Aye mane Terrance Howard was supposed to be in the new Fast and Furious mane, because of that Twitter had some fun mane. So that’s how I’m categorizing these rankings mane. Enjoy mane. Tier #6: “The force ain’t gone just be wit you… you gotta WONT that shit mayne.. you gotta feel that shit mayne” … Continue reading NFL Week 15 Power Rankings – Eli Maynening Edition
I’M GONE RIDE THIS TRAIN UNTIL IT STOPS. IT AIN’T GONE STOP. MIGHT NOT BE COMFORTABLE, BUT YOU’LL HAVE A SEAT
“You haven’t posted power rankings in..” Mind your business. I’ll post when I please. I owe Alex an apology, cause I laughed when he said that his Eagles would in the NFC East. Right now he looks to be right by a mile, and I don’t see anyone in their division catching them. Let’s countdown. … Continue reading KWC NFL Sporadic Power Rankings – Week 10
[INSERT WITTY INTRO, EXCEPT I DON’T HAVE ONE, BEEN ON THE ROAD FOR WEEKS, FINALLY HOME FOR 12 HOURS BEFORE HEADING TO MOBILE, IT’S OKAY, I’LL BE OKAY] #32. Cincinnati Bengalcatguys – Wooh boy, just when you thought they might not be utter trash like you thought, they go and do Bengal things and make … Continue reading NFL Power Rankings – Week 4
Protip: If you’re going to revive an old “feel good” program, it might not be a good idea to revive a program best known for completely screwing its “winners” over.
Before Pharrell Williams was known for outlandishly large hats that vaguely resemble the Arby’s Logo and making songs for movies about sentient humanoid Twinkies, you couldn’t listen to a hit track without him being involved in it….I promise this is about football
It’s not what it looks like, this is a post about the NFL. Power Rankings.
Just when you thought I couldn’t be less creative, I separate our ranking tiers into television references. Join me on my descent into madness.
#1 Lesson in life: never let anyone you love treat you like the Steelers treated the Chiefs…
“Yeah, once Monday Night Football is over, you can just go ahead and crank out some rankings! Just put the order together as you watch the games Sunday and have an idea of where you’d put the two MNF teams based on how they perform. Pretty simple. Even you can handle that!” I tell myself as I sit on my sofa completing contact cards from the various college fairs I attended that week.
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