Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: A Story of American Subtext
“How come, I wonder? Cause there ain’t no God and the whole world’s empty and it doesn’t matter what we do to each other?”
“How come, I wonder? Cause there ain’t no God and the whole world’s empty and it doesn’t matter what we do to each other?”
“In the end, humans actually persevere”
“There was an idea. To bring together a group of remarkable people. To see if we could become something more. So when they needed us, we could fight the battles. That they never could.”
“Your revolution was only allowed to happen because it was bought and paid for by people like them.”
First off, apologies for not posting a recap last week. I was a bit under the weather. Last week’s episode was light on story but filled with visual goodies. It was an Emmy’s-bait episode but I’m totally not saying that in a bad way. It’s a testament to the amazing work this show does behind … Continue reading #MrRobot: Eps3.5_kill-process.inc Recap
“Whatever he does, it’s not me”
No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the Lord – Deuteronomy 23:1 Forget everything I said last week, this show is back in my good graces. This episode even makes episode 2 more relevant. There aren’t any fancy hacks in this episode. No push-pull scenes between Mr. Robot/Elliot. … Continue reading #MrRobot Eps3.2legacy.so Recap: Gods Among Us
A civilization which leaves so large a number of its participants unsatisfied and drives them into revolt neither has nor deserves the prospect of a lasting existence. – Sigmund Freud
Sometimes, ingenuity is cultivated through failure. We’ve heard the stories of Thomas Edison having thousands of failed inventions before the light bulb. Steve Jobs promoted numerous failed devices but we only remember him for the iPod and iPhone. Instagram started off as a geotagging app before it became what it is today. DC turned one … Continue reading Did DC Unintentionally Come Up With Their Best Idea Ever?
The Black Panther trailer is here!!!
After a long hiatus, Mr. Robot is back. Needless to say, the first episode of the new season didn’t disappoint. The first episode immediately introduces a new character, Irving, portrayed by Bobby Cannavale. Judging from his encounter with the cashier of Red Wheelbarrow** BBQ, he likes rules and objectives to be clear. He seems … Continue reading Welcome back, #MrRobot: Eps3.0power-saver-mode.h [episode recap]
Blade Runner 2049 is the best sci-fi film since Children of Men.
It’s roughly 8:45pm on Wednesday night. I’m driving in my work rental car on I-65 South heading back to Huntsville from Nashville. My good friend and fellow Big Brother fan Jordan had called me prior to the votes being announced and put me on speaker phone so I could hear the results. It was around … Continue reading Now that we’ve had a week to digest the #BB19 finale, let’s talk about why Paul lost
In a Rotten Tomatoes world (I’m guilty of this as well), ignore the rating and go see the movie people are buzzing about.
Every year, I give a list of shows you should be watching. If you aren’t watching, shame on you. First, I’d like to pour out a little liquor for Quarry. Nobody appreciated you over there on Cinemax, but I did. Sorry you couldn’t stick around to see 2017. I’ll miss you. Fret not, here are a list … Continue reading Fall TV Shows You Should Be Watching
In the season finale, Keloid finally gets the answers he seeks, but is he ready for them? Meanwhile Evelyn makes a determined decision that changes the game completely. Does Blake finally get his revenge? He’ll have to get through Marielle first. This new webseries is for all the nerds and blerds out there like us. … Continue reading Keloid Season 1 Finale
This web series is becoming my new favorite thing. Hopefully, you’ve been keeping up as well. If you enjoy the series, then make sure season two is bigger and better than the first. There is a campaign below to support this show and every little bit helps. Keloid: Season 2
Before we get started, I have something to admit. I forgot to post episode three last week so here it is: Hopefully, you’re up to speed now. Enjoy this week’s episode.
What in the farfignewton? Girl. Jessica. Girl. Is you stupid or is you dumb? I don’t really know how to explain what just happened, but that was possibly the worst sequence of events in a Big Brother HoH since……uh, well, Chima’s HoH got Production’d. Even then, at least Chima had a goal and was actually … Continue reading How Jessica Blew A 28-3 Lead (#BB19 Spoilers)
Christopher Nolan’s big-budget war movie is his least intricate movie yet. It’s also his first true masterpiece.
Hopefully, you’ve watched the first episode of this web series by now. Episode two picks up after that dramatic conclusion and answers a few questions while giving a few more to ask. I can’t wait to see where this goes.
From the moment I saw the first teaser for Snowfall, I was intrigued. The crack “epidemic” is a definitive era in American history and we still feel a lot of those effects today. Although this era gets romanticized endlessly through every medium imaginable and I shy away from it (See: Narcos) Snowfall still had me curious. Maybe it … Continue reading Snowfall and the Importance of Having Patience With “Slow-Burn TV”
Disclaimer: Never ever try to find this web series by simply typing ‘keloid’ into the YouTube search bar. Keyword searches are your friend. The more keywords, the better. I nearly didn’t have the stomach to type this but I was able to click away before I saw too many grotesque stills. If you’re one of those … Continue reading Keloid: The Black Sci-Fi Web Series You’ve Been Waiting For
Okay. [in my Ron Voice]
AJ is gonna be mad.
Courtney is gonna be furious.
But I have to finally admit. Teen Titans Go! deserves my respect, it was a hard conclusion to come to, but after watching marathons with my one-year old, I have to admit, it’s a damn good show.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOY Y’all sure it has only been one week? My goodness, this is amazing. Let me back up. The first full week of Big Brother has concluded as of Thursday Night, resulting in a blindside eviction after what has been a messy week. Let’s start with the beginning. What Happened Last Thursday? After Cameron … Continue reading The #BB19 Week 1 Recap: This Is ALREADY Better than BB18
Milestones are the thing to celebrate these days so here’s an important one: On June 28th, 2017, Boomerang turned 25. It was directed by Reginald Hudlin (House Party, The Great White Hype) and was based on a script by Eddie Murphy (Literally everything in the 80s and 90s). It featured a star-studded cast with names such as … Continue reading Boomerang: The Best Rom-Com of All Time
TODAY IS THE DAY. BIG BROTHER 19 IS UPON US. We’ve spent the last few days recapping the biggest moves in game history, the best seasons and even gave a little rundown for those unfamiliar with the history of the US version, and today we’re going to give our list of not only the greatest … Continue reading #BB19 Hype Train: The Greatest and Most Underrated Players of All-Time
Big Brother is a game of social strategy combined with, now, physical strength. Some seasons feature power balance swings that go back and forth all season long making the season entertaining. Sometimes an alliance steamrolls through a season, or one particular person is instrumental in nearly every eviction throughout the course of the season. What I wanted to do today was cover the best and worst of BB’s 18 seasons so far. Except the first season, I excluded that because it was a completely different game.
5 days remain until the premiere of #BB19 on CBS! As stated before, you can follow Ryan’s live tweets during BB19 on our KWC Blog account (@TheKWCBlog). To continue moving the hype train forward, we’re going to talk today about the biggest moves in game history. By the way, if you missed my introductory post … Continue reading The #BB19 Hype Train Continues: Our Top 10 Biggest Moments in BB History
That’s right, there are people still out there who watch Big Brother, I’m one of them, and today I’m going to break down why you should too.
New York Times recently posted their Top 25 Movies of the Century. I’m not sure why 2017 is a benchmark but when I see a list it’s my duty to analyze it. While going through their list I noticed that I’ve missed quite a few acclaimed movies since the Y2K scare. I’m going to use … Continue reading Top 25 Movies of the Century According to @RonQuixote_
I have levels to my movie watching. Level 1: I HAVE to see this the day it’s released Level 2: This movie looks cool but I don’t have to see it in theaters. I’ll catch it on Blu-Ray. Level 3: Will Netflix have this in a year? Level 4: I have no interest in seeing … Continue reading Hot Take: _____ ______ is the Greatest Action Star of Our Generation
“I’m still trying to mentally process the fact that one of my favorite childhood shows has finally come to a close. We finally got the closure we had been seeking for a decade.”
What’s up world? So, Thursday, a comic book movie dropped and LIKE WE ALWAYS DO AT THIS TIME me and Ronnie are back to give you the best review you’ll read anywhere on the interwebs. Also, SPOILERS AHEAD. So, when the first Guardians movie was announced way back, even comic book fans like myself were … Continue reading Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 2 Review
We asked you via @TheKWCBlog Twitter page and our personal Facebook pages: what are your top 10 cartoons of all-time? After two weeks worth of entries and with several hundred submissions, we’ve tallied the votes together to get our full list. I will count down 101-51 via standard blog posts, revealed in a format similar … Continue reading The Greatest Cartoons of All Time Pt2 (75-51)
We asked you via @TheKWCBlog Twitter page and our personal Facebook pages: what are your top 10 cartoons of all-time? After two weeks worth of entries and with several hundred submissions, we’ve tallied the votes together to get our full list.
With a little less than two months left until release, Wonder Woman is DC’s forgotten movie.
Ron and AJ here. We’re back. Doing what we do best: Hyping superhero movies months before they even drop. We get it. Solo Thor movies are a hard sell. He’s basically the dumb blonde of the Avengers movies, so his comedic relief isn’t enough to carry entire movies by himself. [Although Thor: The Dark World … Continue reading The #ThorRagnarok Trailer Just Dropped and It’s a Sight to Behold
You know the greatest thing I loved about comics as a kid? They suspended reality. It was an opportunity for me to escape reality, if only briefly. Even though some stories would be emotionally driven and mirrored real life events, they still served as a fantasy world. They formed a mythology. This mythology only existence on thin … Continue reading The Lunatic is in Your Head: How Legion Controls Your Mind
You were probably one of the millions who ran to theaters this weekend to chase nostalgia. The Power Rangers was important to our childhood but we often lose historical context. We only remember the greats. No one remembers the bench player. The 90s had a lot of greats, but trust me, there were a lot … Continue reading The Greatest (Worst) Power Rangers Rip-Offs You Forgot All About
Howdy there, KWC readers. My name is Fletcher Keel, and Ryan and Ron were kind enough to let me pen a guest-post for the website about the Power Rangers reboot/reimagining film that was officially released this weekend.
I grew tired of seeing the disrespect and decided to make a list of my favorite Power Rangers seasons. Note: We use “season” loosely here because we really mean series. Mighty Morphin ran for quite a while and other series got two seasons. We’re ranking titles. My list is first, then AJ’s follows. 5. Zeo Zeo … Continue reading More Than Mighty Morphin’: Ranking Our Top 5 Power Rangers Seasons
A spoiler-free review of Marvel’s Iron Fist
No idea under the sun is original. Your favorite thing is likely influenced by the creator’s favorite thing. This will become someone’s favorite thing and influence them to create someone’s favorite thing. The cycle repeats. With that said, there are two things I hate the more than anything else in entertainment: Bad Boy remixes and … Continue reading Dear Hollywood, I’m Sick of Your Shit
Think about a movie that influenced you. A movie that changed the way you viewed movies forever. From the moment you saw it, you knew it would be the standard which you judged other movies. Now, I know when most self-appointed film geeks name their most influential movies, they usually include something like 2001, Apocalypse … Continue reading Plot Twist: After Years of Making Cinematic Poop, I’m an M. Night Shyamalan Fan Again
Counting down Adult Swim and Toonami’s most historic shows of all time (Podcast)
This is usually the section where I introduce a show to you, tell you what it’s about, and then, why you need to watch it. First, the name of this show is The Young Pope. Second, what is this show about? A pope? A young one? I’ll tell you what little I do know. This show picks … Continue reading The Young Pope Arrives When We Need Him the Most
In case you missed it, Entertainment Weekly dropped a list their Top 10 Cartoon Network programs of all-time. We’re not going to link to it because it’s trash, but we got to thinking, what do we consider some of the greats?
Look, time is a man-made concept. The Earth doesn’t rotate a perfect 24 hours a day. There was no Year 0. For all intents and purposes, it could still be 2016 in an alternate universe. No? Well, I’m done making excuses for my chronic procrastination. This was an arduous task, though, as it is every … Continue reading A Procrastinator’s List of Favorite Movies from 2016
For this post, I feel like it’s only fair to break it down in two ways. First I’m going to highlight the best currently running shows of 2016 and talk about my favorite episodes. Then, I’m going to talk about the newcomers.
Long ago, in a galaxy far far away…there was a trilogy. This trilogy predated its trilogy of prequels by 22 years. Sixteen years later, the first movie in a new trilogy of movies that takes place right after the events of the first trilogy, which is now thirty-eight years old in its origin, was … Continue reading Why Rogue One is the Best War Movie of the Year
Back in 2006 a fan recorded dub of an episode of the classic 90’s Saturday Morning X-Men cartoon made its way to a somewhat popular video hosting website.
(Warning: Language and Crude humor)
“I don’t believe in fairy tales about chakras or energy or the power of belief.”
Luke Cage broke Netflix this weekend. Atlanta is the new best thing on TV. Queen Sugar is receiving critical acclaim. There’s even Designated Survivor if that’s your thing. All of these shows are ones you probably know about already. As usual, there are a few shows every season that gets blinded by the spotlight although they … Continue reading TV’s Most Underrated Shows
“We got two beers. They was the big ones doe, they was the big ones”
The Killing Joke is a title that needs no introduction. It’s a classic story that makes The Joker Batman’s arch nemesis. So of course I was excited to hear that this story would be adapted into a R-rated animated film. If it’s one thing DC does right, it’s their animation. This movie also has Kevin … Continue reading The Killing Joke [Animated Movie] Review
In America’s most recent wave of Nostalgia, Stranger Things is a Netflix original that pays homage to the sometimes cheesy, sometimes outrageous world of 80s sci-fi. If you’re not new to the genre, nothing about the plot of the show will surprise you, but it will definitely hold your attention. Since I … Continue reading My Random Thoughts on Stranger Things
I’ve given you as much time as I can to digest the latest season of OITNB. It was definitely one of the best seasons yet with a story line that felt pointed and strategic. The entire thing was building up to the most tragic tv moment I’ve seen in a while, the death of Poussey. … Continue reading What I learned about #Blacklivesmatter from watching OITNB (contains spoilers)
I’ve grown accustomed to movie marketing schemes over time, particularly summer blockbusters. Some Most of the time, it seems cheesy and overdone. You can see the stress on the actors’ faces by the end of their press tour. But NEVER and I mean EVER have I seen forced hype of the likes of Suicide Squad. … Continue reading Why Suicide Squad Can’t Suck
After the horrible X3: The Last Stand, Fox was left clueless about what to do with the X-Men franchise. Many ideas were thrown around but ultimately they decided to do a soft reboot. This brought on X-Men: The First Class. Although it had its imperfections, it was seen as a fresh take on an exhausted … Continue reading X-Men: Apocalypse Review featuring @RonQuixote_ and @AJ_Phx
First things first, I would like to let everyone know that AJ is now a contributor to The Kids Wear Crowns. There’s a lot of superhero movies to look forward to so that means we’ll be doing a lot of reviews. But for now, let’s talk about Captain America: Civil War. I’ll let AJ go … Continue reading Captain America: Civil War Review [featuring @Aj_Phx and @RonQuixote_)
Unless you’ve been sleeping in a bat infested cave for the past three years, you know that Batman v Superman is one of the most anticipated movies of the year. To the shock of some , it was met with poor reviews. The reviews slam this movie so bad, they’re hilarious. Are these reviews fair? … Continue reading Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Review featuring @Aj_Phx
“THESE CONTRACTS, THEY HAVE SIGNATURES ALL OVER THEM!”
“This whole season was like watching a toddler throw paint everywhere. You’re like ‘what the fuck is this, this is gonna look like shit.’ Then you step back as it nears completion and you see the Mona Lisa.” -Reddit user
Ebony is joining me again for another True Detective recap. I’ll let her start first. So the episode this week went really fast, and I actually enjoyed it. It opened up with Ray and Frank having coffee with their guns and Frank actually making a funny “don’t you fucking shoot me Raymond.” And it ends … Continue reading True Detective: Church In Ruins Recap
Another week. Another Recap. Before I jump into this week’s episode, let me get this rant off. This season is getting bashed. True enough, it’s not exactly groundbreaking but it’s not THAT bad either. There’s the same slow-burning procedural formula that we’re all used to. This season is in the same format as last season, climax … Continue reading True Detective: Other Lives Recap
Another week, another episode to recap. Joining me, finally, is my fellow blog contributor Ebony. I’ll let her kick things off and give her thoughts. You ever read a book that started out horribly and you continued to read it solely because you had already started it but the ending turned out to be really good. … Continue reading True Detective: Down Will Come Recap
Before I even hop into this week’s episode, allow me to rant…What the heck is wrong with you people? Why the harsh criticisms so soon? The first season didn’t exactly start off strong and I can bear slow burning detective dramas. If episode 4 didn’t change the season, I was prepared to give up on … Continue reading True Detective: Maybe Tomorrow Recap
Obviously, season 2 had a lot to live up with. I loved season 1 as much as other people so I kinda had low expectations. However, I’m quite intrigued by the first episode. If last season was any indication, this opening song was meticulously picked. With that said, I’m already paying really close attention to … Continue reading True Detective: The Western Book of the Dead Recap
Season One was filled with Southern lore, mystery, noir, action, titties and stellar performances from McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. It was a crazy ride with our two reluctant heroes, but a really fun one. Hopefully they’re still living together and shotgunning cans of Lone Star beer. As their characters Marty and Rust walked away, they looked … Continue reading True Detective Season Two: What We Know So Far
Deus Ex Machina
Binge watching never used to be my way. I used to enjoy watching my TV in real time. Now I’m an adult with bills and those bills cause me to have a job to pay for them. I have seen the light though, binge watching is here and it’s the future. Accept it. Whether you … Continue reading Netflix’s Hidden Gems
Hopefully you’ve binge watched Marvel’s Daredevil by now. Here’s now that awesome one shot fight scene happened. One Shot Hallway Fight
If you haven’t seen Avengers: Age of Ultron yet then don’t even read this. Actually, you’re quite trash. Go fix this immediately then come back. It pretty much contains all of the badassness we predicted as a sequel. Except, it’s totally unfair to call this a sequel, because it really isn’t. Age of Ultron is pretty much … Continue reading Assembling the Marvel Universe’s Next Phase